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« Previous EntriesParis Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It’s basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk! At last, a show that tackles battling herpes while […]
Marla Maples in a bikini = Happy 4th, America!
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Happy 4th of July, everybody!
On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and teabagging me, if I recall my history lessons. So, on […]
'Day the Earth Stood Still' Trailer is Incredibly Keanu-y
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008I’ve never seen Keanu so Keanu-y. In trying to take on the role of an alien, he’s somehow become an exaggerated, even more lifeless version of himself, and it’s very, very strange to behold. If standard Keanu was the final boss of a video game, this trailer’s Keanu is like the super powerful, insanely difficult […]